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Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….

Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.

There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.

Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.

The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?

Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.

Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.

IT GETS BETTER.

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Anna & Kristoff Kisses

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eevylynn:

eevylynn:

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Grandpappy and grandbaby

This makes my heart happy and also breaks it a little at the same time

I know right?! Because on one hand, this is the scene I’ve been waiting for, but on the other, it’s a fricking farce…

Can we appreciate the fact that Henry has successfully manipulated THE master manipulator?

As twisted as it sounds I think Rumple the trickster would be kind of proud….

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beeeinyourbonnet:

riskpig:

wcjobber:

riskpig:

Also, there’s a vibe going around that I’m a lesbian, and since I have shared almost nothing of my personal life with these people, I have decided to just let them think whatever they want, and let their homophobic asses be uncomfortable.

Oh, you’re talking about where you work. I thought you were talking about here, and it confused me, because we literally talk like this constantly.

Yeah, I’ve been very friendly at work. I get along with everyone, but apparently some of my behavior has come off as “weird,” or straight up “gay.”

I was hanging up some coats with some of the other cashiers, and I had mentioned that I thought they were all gorgeous, and I was sure they were total heartbreakers.

And apparently none of them has had another woman compliment them fucking EVER, and that’s where the weirdness started.

god how ragingly lesbian of you

Oh my gosh. It must be the area. Because I compliement ladies all the time. I compliment women’s boobs. I’m hey great cleavage! And they are like thank you.

Granted… I work mostly in the entertainment industry….

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standbyyourmantis:

midstorm:

standbyyourmantis:

midstorm replied to your post “midstorm replied to your post “BTW that last post was my attempt to…”

BUT I’M NOT YOUR ONLY LOVE *RUNS IN THE DISTANCE*

I’m sorry bby.  I just have so much love to give! You’re my only mistress though!!!

YOU HERE THAT PEOPLE I’M THE MISTRESS.

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Yeah you are. The Rumple to my Cora.

As long as I’m not Cora. 

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standbyyourmantis:

midstorm replied to your post “midstorm replied to your post “BTW that last post was my attempt to…”

BUT I’M NOT YOUR ONLY LOVE *RUNS IN THE DISTANCE*

I’m sorry bby.  I just have so much love to give! You’re my only mistress though!!!

YOU HERE THAT PEOPLE I’M THE MISTRESS.

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mentemmortalia:

midstorm:

Okay…. Umm…

The press release says: “With Belle babysitting baby Neal.”

First off yay Belle, second off I’m not getting my hopes up. I’m just expecting a scene where Snow frets over giving the baby up and that’s it.

But it sounds like Belle is the first person to babysit Neal… Are Snow and…

I expect if Ruby were still around, she’d be their first choice; after the way Grumpy and Granny have been acting, I wouldn’t leave them alone with my newborn for any reason. I’m just happy that we’re going to see Belle this episode; I wasn’t expecting it. Even if it’s only for her usual 20 second cameo, I’m happy.

We’ll take what we can get.

And yeah Granny and Grumpy would probably take the baby to a riot. Does baby Neal want to be a part of a mob? Get a little baby pitchfork! And riot in the town square.

It will of course end with:

While this is what happens when Belle babysits:

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Selina Kyle in Gotham: Viper

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araindropshallfall replied to your post “Okay…. Umm… The press release says: “With Belle babysitting baby…”

There’s part of me that is paranoid this is setting up for a Rumbelle baby plot which i fear immensely

I’m a little scared of that. But I think… (and hope) that it will only bring a discussion about children with Rumple and Belle. And they both will realize they aren’t ready yet.

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Gotham just keeps getting better! 

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